Corrupt a Wish

Guest

I love this game ^^
If you don't understand it goes like this:
Person 1: I wish i had a slugma
Person 2: Granted it burnt your car
I wish i wasn't as dumb as i am
Person 3: granted, but you're still dumb
I wish my computer worked properly

And so on.
Rules:
1. Lets keep it General please
2. No spam
3. You cant hide your wish
4. ~~Every 4th post has to be pokémon related, because i said so >8D~~
5. You must obey the site rules!
6. OBEY.

I will add more rules as we go along ^^.

i wish i had a DSi 8D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:59 pm

Granted, but it's broken
I wish I had chocolate flavored Ice cream

Guest

Granted, but I ate it....i was hungry...

I wish more poeple were active on this site *crosses fingers*

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:49 am

Granted, but they all got banned forever because they disobey the rules

I wish pokémon were real

Guest

Granted, but they become extinct because of pokémon hunters ;_;

I wish i was in a pokémon game 8D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:27 pm

Aww...
Granted, but the game froze and the player won't play the game anymore meaning your stuck!

I wish I can turn into a pokémon

Guest

Granted, you're a Magikarp and someone mistaked you for lunch.

I wish i was no longer stuck in a pokémon game

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:34 pm

Granted, you are now in space with a limited of air!

I wish I'm a trainer in the pokémon world

Guest

Granted, but Satoshi Tajiri wrote you out cuz he did not like you
(Satoshi Tajiri is creator of pokémon)

I wish i wasn't in space anymore

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:34 pm

Granted, your in the deepest end of Kermadec Trench!

I wish I can teleport easily

Guest

Granted, but you dont have a teleport license, so you got executed.

I wish i was back in launceston

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:32 am

Granted, Your back in Launceston! Sadly, people mistaked you for a bank robber and so you were put in jail

I wish my brother doesn't exist

Guest

Granted, you got a puppy that pees everywhere and anywhere instead

I wish someone would bail me out of jail....

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:20 am

Granted, your out of jail and "accidentally" fell into a very, VERY steep hole made by some prankster. You sure do tend to go to places Razz

I wish the dog is replaced by a mini lop rabbit.

Guest

(yes, yes i do)
Granted, but my cat came and ate the rabbit

I wish my mom would come get me out of this hole :'C

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:59 am

Granted, your out of the hole but by accident someone pushed you back in.

Oh, forget the bunny. I wish I can turn into a hedgehog!

Guest

Granted, but its stuck to your back

I wish someone got me out of this stupid hole >.<;

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:23 pm

Granted, one of your friends got you out of the hole! But then he/she pushed you into an abandoned warehouse (locked) because someone told him/her to.

I wish the hedgehog is off my back

Guest

Granted, its IN your back now.
(you may want to go to the doctor ;] )

I wish i could teleport out of this stupid warehouse!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:44 pm

Granted, you teleported! But you can't fully control transportation and your legs are missing but your body teleported with you. (In other words your somewhere without any legs)

I wish a doctor can get the hedgehog off of my back, and I mean a GOOD doctor.

Guest

Granted, but he didn't want to because he had to watch his sons game.
(could, not would.)

I wish i could regenerate my limbs!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:19 pm

Granted, you have uneven ones. (One bigger/smaller than the other)

I wish the hedgehog is sent to another planet.

Guest

Granted, unfortunatly the planet becomes merged with Earth

I wish my limbs were normal!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:15 am

Granted, you have even limbs of a small creature... like a hedgehog or bunny.

Oh, just great! What are we going to call earth now? I wish earth was a single planet.

Guest

Granted, earth isn't dating any other planets
(you said single ;] )

I wish i had normal limbs for a human!